Tanner-isms

Today Chad picked up the boys after he got off work and heard some interesting things. I called him from work tonight to see how things were going. This was our conversation...
"Hey honey, what are the boys doing?"
"They are eating Hot dogs and cheetos. Hey you wanna hear what your son told me today?"
"Oh boy, what?"
"Rylan brought home some pictures that he colored in pre-school today of the human body. It showed all the parts, lungs, liver, heart, ect. Tanner pointed to where it said bladder and told me he knew what that was."
"Well, I can't wait, did he say pee-pee or bladder?"
"No...he said it was a PAgina..not saying it correctly, but you know what he meant"...(Chad is laughing)
(now I'm laughing)"Are you serious? How on earth do he even know what that is?""That is what I asked him, Where did you hear that? He said he heard it from Zach(his friend) who's sister told him she had one."
"Oh, my gosh...that is crazy...You didn't explain all that to him did you? He is waayyy to young"
"I told him it wasn't a PAgina its a VAgina, and kids don't usually know about this till much older"